April 2012
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Dad has Brown Leather Shoes Now
Dad: Do you like my new shoes?
Me: Yes!
Dad: I had a gay guy help me pick them out
Me: That’s…That’s a stereotype, but D*mn those are nice.
—Jacob
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Four YouTubers Walk Into an Ice Cream Shop
edwardspoonhands:
I just want to write down this story to ensure that I never forget it.
Yesterday, Charlie, Michael, Katherine, and I went on a hike in the Bitterroot Valley. This is about an hour south of Missoula, where Montana goes from being a semi-metropolitan, liberal college town, to a collection of farmers, ranchers, oil workers, and the descendants of Billie the Kid.
After our hike...
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What's your heroic title? →
brovie96:
bigger-than-the-monsters:
weepycreep:
today-isawindingroad:
asfierceaslions:
dragonsplash:
Bree, The Strong Captain.
Briana, the Omniscient Rogue. Alright.
Danielle, The Darkness Guardian
Stacey, The Divine Banana
Kassie, The Pragmatic Cannibal.
…that’s strangely accurate.
Seth, The Darkness Imp. What?
Your editor,
Brovie96.
Jacob, The Spiral Necromancer....
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Berrets
Mom: Look at these cute Berrets!
Me: That's not how you spell Beret.
Mom: Berret.
Me: Thats not how you pronounce it either.
—Jacob
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Lovely
Me: So I’m going to tell them that sounds lovely and–
Mom: Don’t say lovely to them.
Me: Why not?
Mom: Just tell them it sounds great.
Me: But what I mean is lovely.
Mom: Just don’t.
—Jacob
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“If you wear a suit, you can talk to anybody.”
– Lewis Lapham (via putthison)
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bigger-than-the-monsters replied to your post: Jacob, how do YOU pronounce your username? Because I know it’s a shortened version of “Save the Croissants”, but is that how you say it? Do you go, oh my tumblr is save the croissants except just the s and the t and then the first half of croissants
I pronounce it Ess-Tee-Croyss.
Do you…Spend a lot of time telling people about Tumblrs you follow?
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Anonymous asked: Jacob, how do YOU pronounce your username? Because I know it's a shortened version of "Save the Croissants", but is that how you say it? Do you go, oh my tumblr is save the croissants except just the s and the t and then the first half of croissants
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PRO TIP
Don’t become a filmmaker.
Ow my body.
—Jacob
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everlastinglightneverendingglory replied to your post: Targeted Advertising [2]
Take a deep breath. Don’t have a heart attack before you can buy their merchandise.
I’m used to getting ads or old person stuff and ladies leg shavers.
And soap.
So Brooks Brothers is a big step up here.
What I do is I G+ it if there’s a button and I click it so It registers that I actually liked it.
So maybe...
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Targeted Advertising [2]
OH MY GOSH.
I Just had three little sidebar ads as I was watching youtube:
The Village Hat Shop {Best online hat shop ever}
Rickshaw Bags {They have a tweed messenger bag, which sounds cool. I mean, tweed. I had heard of them before.}
And now Brooks Brothers. {The People I buy my bow ties from}
YES YES YES!
TARGETED ADVERTISING!
—Jacob
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Puff The Magic Dragon
Is a horrible, horrible song not to be listened to by anyone ever.
I’m serious.
Don’t do it.
—Jacob
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The Tender Trap Title Sequence
MGM Exec 1: Well, we COULD spend a bunch of money on a fancy animated title sequenence–
MGM Exec 2: …OR…
MGM Exec 1: We could have Frank Sinatra walk slowly towards the camera singing.
MGM Exec 2: THAT ONE IS SO MUCH BETTER OH MY GOSH.
—Jacob
