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Undershirt
Dad: Are you wearing a white undershirt?
Me: …No? That’s just my skin.
Dad:
—Jacob
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everlastinglightneverendingglory replied to your post: Editing video
BE BOSSY! THAT”S AN ORDER
I have no trouble being bossy, I have trouble thinking faster than a glacial pace, and then expressing those words while everyone involved is still young.
—Jacob
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WatchThe one where we accidentally fly over burning man and finally make it into california. SHOT ON: Canon T3i, EF 50mm 1.4, EFs 18-55mm 3.5 MUSIC: “Smiles” Coleman Hawkins and the Ramblers “Wipeout” The Surfaris.
All music obtained through recording it off records I found at thrift stores. —Jacob
Dialogue
Dad: Well, what do you want me to do?
Me at the time: Well. I. Like. Um.… this bit, but, uh…
Me editing it in post: G*DD*MMIT SPIT IT OUT, MAN!
—Jacob
Editing video
That terrible moment when I realise I’m too meek to be a director.
Sorry, actor [Dad] who I was giving cr*p direction to!
—Jacob
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A Young Guest
Me: Mom! We have a guest, you can’t swear.
Mom: I can’t swear?
Me: No.
Mom: D*mn it!
—Jacob
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106
Okay, somehow I have 106 people following me.
Um. Hi!
—Jacob
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CWA Mini–Sode: Dr. Smith Trolls the RSS →
“What’cha typing, Zachary?” Asked Capt. Brown, whose patience had finally been worn down by Dr. Smith’s endless typing, the noise from which rung throughout the house.
“I’m writing a monograph for the RSS 1 on an aphid that feeds solely on the leaves of the rosa gallincanae and is only found in some parts of romania.” 2
“Is it an important bug?” Asked Capt. Brown,
“No.”...
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RAW [?]
Just recently decided to try shooting in RAW.
{I know, professional Photographer types, I know. Shut up.}
And I don’t how I feel about it, actually. The endlessly adjustable white balance stuff is nice, and the clarity thing is cool. But I don’t like not being able to adjust the things after I exit out of the camera raw window. Am I missing something? Is there some way to do that?
I know I can...
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Hole Punch
I realised that mom is a craft person, and has a whole jar of hole punches downstairs.
And so I just spent a very entertaining minute punching a very small peice of paper full of many, variously sized holes.
This is more fun than it sounds.
—Jacob
Thought:
Right now I wish I had a small hole punch and bit of string.
—Jacob
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A joke!
Me: How many Literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Me: One.
—Jacob
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Awake!
A shot more espresso than I usually have and some dixieland jazz, and I feel more awake than I have in some time.
PRO TIP: If you spill espresso on your arm, instead of wiping it off, rub it into your skin.
It probably doesn’t have any special side effects, but at least you can absorb the caffeine dermally!
—Jacob
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brovie96 answered your question: What Is the Biggest State?
Alaska!
everlastinglightneverendingglory answered your question: What Is the Biggest State?
ALASKA!
sewonandsewforth answered your question: What Is the Biggest State?
Alaska :)
Okay, FINE.
You win.
I was hoping someone would say texas, which is, of course, wrong.
—Jacob
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Thought:
I get hurt fairly consistently, and I don’t even lead all that active of a lifestyle.
Slivers
Moving furniture
Falling off stuff
Stuff falling on me
Shaving
Cats
Fingers pinched in minor furniture repair {Just now. Ow.}
Nothing that can’t be fixed by a bandage and time, but Gosh.
I feel for those poor suckers who play sports!
—Jacob
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Thought:
I think the best feeling when you’re fixing something is when you realise the reason your fix hasn’t been working is soley because you’ve been an idiot for the last ten minutes.
“Oh. Wait. No. OF COURSE! Right.”
—Jacob
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What Is the Biggest State?
Pop Quiz!
—Jacob
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