Save The Croissants: Archive

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Anonymous asked: Why do you think that the Christians accept you? Because they love you! They hope that you can see that there is something different about them, and embrace it. If there is no God, how did you get here, and how did you end up being so attractive?

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“If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has...”

– Men at Arms (via sirterrypratchett)

Feb 1st

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“He could think in italics. Such people need watching. Preferably from a safe...”

– Men at Arms (via sirterrypratchett)

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Watch

– How Newspapers got made in 1950! – Wow that’s a lot of engraving. —Jacob

Jan 31st

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Anonymous asked: like, who are you? are you a christian? why do you ask and reply things to all of these christian people? you confuse me. Why do you always wear a hat? are you really a millionaire? I don't get it haha

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brovie96 replied to your post: It’s Probably Psychosis If I go outside in the summer without my hat, I am suddenly ridiculously aware of the sun shining on the top of my head. It’s a terrible feeling. [SOLIDARITY!] —Jacob

Jan 30th

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Watch

The Fantastic Flying Books Of Morris Lessmore. —Jacob

Jan 30th

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It’s Probably Psychosis

I was just rushed outside without a hat on. Felt like a [CENSORED] homeless person. —Jacob

Jan 30th

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If you are a Firefly fan and haven't seen this...

thegeek531: Bigger originals found HERE. *Use my Space name!!* XKCD is the best. —Jacob

Jan 30th

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Red

Mom: Which one do YOU like?
Me: I like this red one–
Mom: That's not red. 
Me: Yes, it is. Dark red. 
Mom: Nope. Not red. 
Me: *Sigh* Okay. What colour do YOU think it is? 
Mom: Maroon. 
 —Jacob

Jan 27th

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Toasting things with Hanna

 [I try and fish a peice of bread out of the pop up tosater…with my bare hands.]
Hanna: Ohh, I’m worried for you—Actually, I’m not. You’re smart and a…*giggle*…Manly [Hee hee] Man,  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Hey! Stop laughing at me!
Hanna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 —Jacob

Jan 27th

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NEW KEY

Mom: Here’s your new key! It opens the Front Door, the Back Door, and the Man Door in the garage. 
Me: I am going to be using the Man Door exclusively from now on now that I know that’s what it’s called. 
 —Jacob

Jan 27th

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