February 2011
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sick.
nose running.
throat phlegmy.
can’t get up with out feeling dizzy.
can’t think properly.
ugfh.
—Jacob
Gowalla: Changes Coming for Items →
gowalla:
Since the launch of our new Spot pages last week, we’ve been working on new Passport pages alongside our soon-to-be-released iPhone and Android updates. These updates will foretell some of the updates we will be making over the next month to Items. As many of you know, Items are one of our…
I like this plan.
—Jacob
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Nitch.
Errg.
I’m so American.
I can’t read the word “Niche” without pronouncing it {In my head} “Nitch” Even though I Know it’s supposed to be pronounced “Neesh”.
—Jacob
Vegetable
Mom: Okay Hanna, you can pick the vegetable.
Hanna: Apples!
Mom: that's not a vegetable, dear.
—Jacob
The C.W.A. of Dr. Z. Smith: Episode #91: Nate →
-=fig. 594: nat3=-
“You’re nat3?” Capt. Brown couldn’t believe it, it was just a boy. “Yeah, who’s asking?” Capt. Brown drew himself up to his…
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“I want it to be visually distinct from the rest of the…um. Other Stuff.”
– Me
—Jacob
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WatchI am super-tailor. SHOT WITH: Canon Powershot SX120 is EDITED WITH: iMovie MUSIC: ‘No Good Layabout’ Kevin Macleod [ incompetech.com/m/c/royalty-free/index.html?keywords=no+good+layabout ] MOBILE: [ j.mp/fR65Th ] —Jacob
SUPER-TAILOR!
Just sewed a button on.
Video forthcoming.
It takes awhile to upload, so don’t hold your breath.
—Jacob
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Hooray!
I have 30 followers now, the lucky person is Milk Products Media.
Sorry Milk, but there’s no prize.
—Jacob
Squirrels
Dad: I wounded a squirrel and never saw from it again.
Me: It probably got eaten by the other squirrels.
Dad: I…Don't think they eat each other.
Me: Then they just got a lot more boring in my opinion. Next you'll be telling me they don't wear little hats!
—Jacob
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If you had to perform at the circus, what trick...
The ‘Saw Somebody In Half Trick.’
God knows I’ve practiced enough.
—Jacob
Ask me anything
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What's the secret to happiness?
Wouldn’t you like to know.
—Jacob
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What do you think was the greatest invention in...
Paper.
—Jacob
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Who's the smartest person you know?
I am.
Obviously.
—Jacob
Ask me anything
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LOOKING FOR AN EIGHT-BIT GAME ADAPTED FROM A BOOK... →
Then Have I got the Game for You!
—Jacob
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WatchThis is just awesome.
CUSTOM FEDORA FTW!
Via The Art Of Manliness
—Jacob
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WatchSHOT WITH: Canon Powershot SX120is EDITED WITH: iMovie MUSIC: ‘Mambo Jambo More more Mambo’ Perez Prado MOBILE: j.mp/fUTS7I —Jacob
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Argh.
—Jacob
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WatchI made these neat little cards as invitations to my birthday. SHOT WITH: Canon Powershot SX120IS EDITED WITH: iMovie MUSIC: ‘Basin Street Blues’ by Clyde McCoy and his Orchestra MOBILE: [ j.mp/fXug06 ] —Jacob
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WatchI finally figured out what that spigot thing off to the left of my espresso machine does. I love espresso. SHOT WITH: Canon SX120IS MUSIC: ‘Rythme Githan’ by Latche Swing [ bit.ly/eD6iwE ]
ALSO ON YOUTUBE: [ http://j.mp/eVVg2u ] —Jacob
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WatchThis is a 5x5 Vignette of things I have in this room. [ON YOUTUBE TOO] —Jacob
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WatchShot With: Canon Powershot SX120 IS Edited With: iMovie<br /> Music: ‘Pipers Junction’ By Art Mooney and His Orchestra.
—Jacob
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The C.W.A. of Dr. Z. Smith: Episode #89: The Head... →
Glenn couldn’t breathe. The big metal…thing had snuck up behind him and was sucking his life out, at least it felt like that. It’s big metal arm was at his throat. Choking him. …
“Hi, I’m Jacob Fredrickson.
You may know me from Save the Croissants .com,...”
– The script for a video I might be making. I feel so silly, being in front of a camera, so It may never materialise.
Don’t get your hopes up, is what I’m saying.
—Jacob 