October 2010
17 posts
Christopher Columbo.
The famous Explorer and Detective.
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Today
Wrote the story.
Took Story Pictures
Made Title Cards
Scheduled Story
Tidied the Archives.
Glued Previous Stories Together.
Put Dishes Away.
Helped put down flooring.
Feeling accomplished.
Safari Hat
There Is no such thing as a Safari Hat.
There are several hats ideal for wearing on safaris, {The Pith Helmet, The Fedora}
But no Safari Hat.
—Jacob.
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Shocking Revelations
I’m just going to come right out and say it, Baroque ‘Music’ is rubbish.
There.
I said it.
—Jacob
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Open Till Midnight
In what strange scenario would you need a car dealership at midnight?
No, I can picture it;
"Oh god! The Car is irreparably damaged! And its so Bloody late! What will we do?"
"Well, we could order a taxi–"
"A TAXI? But that's so expensive! I need a car, now!"
"Well, there's a Late-Nite dealership three blocks from here–"
"How Late-Nite?"
"Well, midnight but–"
"WE SHALL TAKE IT AT A RUN!"
—Jacob
It's so much better if you read it in an outrageous British accent.
But then again, what isn't?
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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There Is no time when ties do not matter, Sir.
– Jeeves And The Tie That Binds, Page 70.